Has Hollywood Forgiven Mars?

Last year I wrote an article asking why Hollywood hates Mars? The answer was simple. The last few films about Mars or with “Mars” in the title have tanked: ‘John Carter,’ ‘Mars Needs Moms,’ ‘Red Planet,’ ‘Ghosts of Mars,’ ‘Doom,’ ‘Mission to Mars,’ etc.

The last successful Mars-centric film was the original ‘Total Recall’ in 1990. In Hollywoodland 1990 was forever ago. Hollywood is known to reboot franchises within the same decade of its original release (i.e. ‘Spiderman).

So imagine my surprise when I see a preview for the new Liev Schreiber movie, ‘The Last Days on Mars.’ Not only is it set on Mars, but it has Mars in the title. How risque. Directed by Oscar-nominated short film director, Ruairi Robinson, the new film has all the trimmings of a good space horror film: a good visual effects team √, the vacuum of space √, astronauts on a mission to collect scientific data √, the discovery of hostile extraterrestrial life of unknown origins √, unhealthy curiosity √, and the fight for survival √.

Blaming Mars is the equivalent of a cat blaming its litter box for a urinary tract infection. If you’re a pet owner you will understand the reference. The cat doesn’t know the UTI is coming from its own body, so it thinks that the litter box is somehow to blame. It’s a cat, not a rocket scientist. This line of thinking prompts the cat to seek out a bathroom not in its litter box, much to the chagrin of its owner. We can all agree–cat pee is no joke and blaming Mars for the failure of a film is just as silly.