Another Member Of The Secret Zombie Horde Identified

Sylvester Stallone in Raphael’s masterpiece (Photo: Everett Collection)

Anthony Zonfrell, 20, visited Vatican City and successfully identified Sylvester Stallone in one of Raphael’s masterpieces. As you recall last fall, Nicholas Cage was positively identified as a member of the undead. If you happen upon any of these creatures or their feature films, do not speak to them or try to make polite conversation. Most importantly, do not suffer to watch their movies or you will turn to stone. Lastly, just run.

Nicholas Cage circa 1870 (Jack Morde)

Please share any additional pictures you’ve come across. We need to know who/what to look out for.